Archive for March, 2011

FFXII PS2 memory card

I was going to get some PS2 action going over the weekend, but couldn’t find the two memory cards that I’ve been using (one of them the original black card, the other a Virtua Fighter 4 transparent card). Pretty frustrating, not that I got precious game saves on there or anything (I’m not even gonna pretend I remember what I have in those) but it’s messed up when I really wish to play a game but because there’s no memory card in the console, I can’t really start playing. This is the one thing I like the most about cartridges where the game saves get stored in the game itself.. nowadays I gotta have a memory card, a gamer profile, internet connection, 6 kinds of blood/urine and stool samples before I can just crack open a game and enjoy for 10 minutes. Ridiculous.

So in the midst of flipping my video game accessories drawer upside down, I found this little guy sitting in a cool leather jacket. I must’ve gotten it with the Japanese release of FFXII, I honestly don’t remember having that. But oh well, welcome to the family, gonna be using you from now on.

Review: Kabuki Warriors (Xbox)

From time to time in video game history, there were ideas that sounded great on paper, and the final products were just as fantastic as advertised. There were ideas that sounded really promising on paper, but came out being a turd.

(Great concept, even better execution)

(The guy who came up with the concept deserves an execution)

And then, there were the games that made people slowly turn their heads while massaging their temples ever since the day they were announced. No one ever understood who came up with these ideas, more importantly, who bank-rolled these projects. The end products, if they actually do get produced and put on shelves, did not change anybody’s mind – Kabuki Warriors is one of these games.

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Review: Mafia (Xbox)

 

Back in the day when the original Xbox was trying to knock PS2 off its throne of being the most popular console (and eventually failed), an internal competition within several titles of the then-new sandbox genre was heating up as well. Grand Theft Auto III by Rockstar Games was the champion and Mafia from Illusion Softworks(Now 2K Czech) was one of the challengers. Others include True Crime: Streets of LA and Simpsons: Hit and Run.

It has been a while since I finished Mafia, but I do remember it being quite an entertaining game. Strangely my instincts for picking games have always been steering me away from a lot of the mainstream titles, as a result I have never finished some of the classics such as GTA III, Kill Zone 2, God of War and much more. Mafia might have caused less damage to the undefeated GTA III than it desired, but I can say with confidence that if it wasn’t for Mafia, we wouldn’t be seeing other mob-themed sandbox genre games such as The Godfather and Scarface. I cannot comment on whether this was good news or not, unfortunately.

Mafia was original, it puts players in the time where the mob power was the largest in the city so it was a big deal, and the game definitely offered me something that GTA III didn’t (I didn’t finish the game, but I did get far enough to know this much).

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Japan needs help

I know I’m behind on my reviews, but this here can’t wait.

Here are ways that you can help out Japan’s situation, it does not always have to do with money:

1) Donate to the Japan Earthquake and Tsunami Relief Fund.

2) Buy a “Help Japan” poster designed by Signalnoise, proceeds go to the Canadian Red Cross (Meanwhile, this dude is sitting in his tighty whities with one finger up his nose another up his anus, thinking if he should buy the poster because of “it’s underlying meaning” or “can he hang this in my living room”, what a waste of time and electricity putting up a post like that. Don’t be like him, just act.)

3) Help educate people around you on common facts about this incident, and how to prepare for it should there be an earthquake in your area. Not everyone has enough knowledge to deal with such combination of large scale disasters: Earthquake, flood, volcano eruption and finally a nuclear leakage. Get yourself informed so that you won’t join the panic crowd when things go down. Oh and, smack the person in the teeth if you see him/her hoarding salt at the grocery store – it is proven to not even close to be effective at preventing nuclear radiation in human body.

(To world: I sincerely apologize for my country)

Review: Bionic Commando (Xbox 360)

One of the high points of my early gaming years was on my cousin’s Famicom (FC), or NES for you North Americans.

I love action games, I played Super Mario Bros and thought that it’s cool, yet a little bit “vanilla”. Now “Double Dragon” and “Contra”, they involved people getting punched or shot in the face point blank, and better refined my definition of what a decent side scroller should be.

And then along came Capcom’s “Bionic Commando”, with a way cooler title name for the Japanese release – ヒットラーの復活 トップシークレット, translates to “The Resurrection of Hitler: Top Secret”. There’s no debate that this title won’t fly in the Americas and Europe, so all instances of the Nazi/Swastikas/Hitler are gone in the US version. Read more